Coffee Because It’s Too Early for Wine T-shirt — Funny Coffee Humor Tee

Wake up, laugh, sip. This cotton tee speaks in short, honest sentences — the kind you trade with fellow early-morning survivors. The faded, garment-dyed finish looks like it’s already lived a little, soft to the touch and worn-in in all the right places. It settles into your routine: first light, a steaming mug, and a quiet grin as the slogan does the talking. It pairs with worn denim, a travel mug, and a slow commute, bringing a little coffee-shop humor to mornings, weekend chores, and low-key hangouts. The relaxed cut gives room to move without fuss, and the heavyweight cotton holds shape so the print ages alongside you. Whether you’re grabbing beans, brewing at home, or meeting friends before the day fully begins, this tee fits the rhythm — steady, familiar, and a little amused.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable comfort
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage look and soft texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for lasting shape
- Double-needle stitching and no side seams for durability and clean silhouette
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean